The "Montly Krewe" does Mardi Gras 2007

There are over two and one-half hours of video here. No other website provides such a personal,
detailed, Mardi Gras experience with so much high quality video. But that's because they aren't
me, Fabio Lite. Supermodels such as myself have superior standards, as well as huge egos.
Either way, you win. Choose a movie, select a speed and go!

Introduction

Ron, a member of Pete Fountain's half-Fast Walking Club, provides a pithy summary about the spirit of Mardi Gras.

Length: 00:38

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!

 

The Krewe of Carrollton
Pre-Parade

This huge Krewe meets at the
House of Blues and then marches through the French Quarter on their way to the Hilton hotel to prepare for their parade.

The Riverside Ramblers Brass Band provides accompaniment.

This is a real taste of what it's like to march with a Krewe and throw to the onlookers. Make yourself a Bloody Mary, and stroll along with the Krewe of Carrollton on a beautiful Sunday morning.

Length: 11:03

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
Barkus

The canine parade always pulls a large crowd. This one is suitable for your kids.

Length: 2:55

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!

 

The Greasing of the Poles

No, this isn't some strange custom from Poland.

The unofficial start of Mardi Gras is shown here. Also, find out why I'm upset with the Royal Sonesta Hotel.

Length: 7:03

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!

 

The Pub Crawl

Bar-hopping through the French Quarter with our group is a great way to start the Mardi Gras weekend.

And watch as a new member of our group tastes his first Lucky Dog. What happens next should be a warning to all.

Length: 7:52

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
Lafitte's

A full schedule at this favorite bar:
The First Annual NOLA.COM
Forum Queen Contest and
Awards Ceremony.

~and~

Swissy bites all comers. Who can hang on the longest? Find out.

Length: 7:17

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!

 

Krewe of Swiss Parade

This gets better every year...

Queen Lisa hands over her Royal duties to the new Queen, Stacey, during a Coronation ceremony at the Little Tropical Isle.

The Krewe of Swiss take a ride through the French Quarter on three carriages, throwing to all.

Bonus: Hear Swissy perform a Swiss rap song.

This (almost) feature-length video will entertain.

Length: 27:59

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
An Orpheus Quickie!

The Orpheuscapade is a lot to cover. Here's a quick overview of the entire ball.

Length: 6:29

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
The Orpheus Parade

All the highlights are here, including the BeadQueen getting a personally autographed football from Saints coach Sean Peyton.

Length: 27:47

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
The Orpheuscapade Ball

Yep, you just gotta dance. The Krewe of Orpheus brings in some of the best bands in the City for this party.

Length: 11:12

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
The Bacchus Parade

Highlights from a fantastic parade. They never disappoint.

Length: 10:23

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
Pete Fountain

Pete Fountain returns this year to lead the Half-Fast Walking Club  as they visit the fantastic Hotel Monteleone.
A great way to begin Fat Tuesday.

Length: 4:34

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
A visit from Ron

One of the Half-Fast Walking Club's members gets a personal invite to meet the Bead Queen and Stacey, the new Swiss Queen. Only, Stacey was in bed. Asleep. But that didn't deter Ron.

Length: 3:46

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
The Montly Krewe's
Fat Tuesday Walk-A-Bout

Our traditional stroll through the French Quarter, and the annual girls vs. boys performance contest.

Length: 20:17

 

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
Bourbon Street

I always get requests for footage of the antics on Bourbon Street. OK, so these girls aren't supermodel material.
But most people won't care.
This isn't "America's Next Top Model".

Actually, that show has scary-looking girls(?) on it.

Back in my day, we thought girls like Elle McPherson, Cindy Crawford and Christie Brinkley were supermodels. When will Tyra Banks start listening to me? She's destroying the perception of our industry with those scarecrows.

Length: 2:59

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!
The Carousel Lounge

Some of the gang relaxing after a long day. Or maybe they are getting ready for a long evening? Anyways, a nice portrait of some of the alluring ladies of the Montly Krewe.

Length: 1:32

LOW speed (56k modems)
      dial-up connections
MEDIUM speed (500kbps)
     average DSL or cable modem
HIGH speed (1,000 kbps)
      fast DSL or cable modem
             Best quality!